Today was a good day to die (or kill)

I HATE ERIN!!!!! Today was monday, and Wink was out, so we had a sub. And that made Hannah in charge. She is always grouchy. How can she and Sarah be related? Anyway, she made us play Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, which we s*** at. And then she yelled at us for s****** at it. And then when Jasper wouldn't shut up, James threw a roll of paper towels at him. I, sitting on front of Jasper due to the fact that ERIN was in my seat, was beaned with the towels rather than Jasper. We then played a song with almost all accidentals, and I messed up maybe twice. ERIN then said, "You're supposed to play F#s." I then said some rather rude, yet true things to her that had to do with the fact that she had no room to tell me how to play when half the time she wasn't playing and when she was, it mostly wasn't right anyway. I did not include the fact that she skips, is a horrid bloody wanking suck-up, and keeps flirting with Zawadi by way of sucking-up. (Oh Zawadi, my horn won't play, will you see if you can fix it?) AND she doesn't even know how to lip up when she's flat or finger half the notes. So we yelled back and forth over Art until Hannah came over and made it worse by yelling at both of us. And James lobbed a pencil, a director's stick and several pieces of wadded-up paper at Jasper, all of which I had to duck and none of which actually hit Jasper. ERIN then acted like I had purposefully gone out of my way to make her life a little more miserable. I also did not tell her that if she was listening to me mess up and could identify it as me, then she must not be paying attention to her own playing, because even Wink can't pinpoint a wrong note, and it was really propbably her who messed up in the first place. (This was also the third time this class she had told me, BY NAME, that I was mesing up, and not by far the first time she has done it to me this year.) Death is too good for her.